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That login was fake. 100% fake. It would have accepted literally anything you typed, and it did.
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- Your password was never sent anywhere
- Todd does not know your password (Todd knows things, but not that)
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Morning Todd, Pre-Coffee
(Same photo)Todd Drops the Mic
(He didn’t)What Todd Is Thinking
(Unclear)Todd, Asleep
(Just tired)Todd Removes Sunglasses
(They’re back on)Shirtless?
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(Same photo)Todd Drops the Mic
(He didn’t)What Todd Is Thinking
(Unclear)Todd, Asleep
(Just tired)Todd Removes Sunglasses
(They’re back on)Shirtless?
Even members can’t see this one
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